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Blast Hardcheese
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Hello, I'm Blast Hardcheese. You may know me from my brief movie career. These days, I run Paula Deen's Butter Farm. We produce only the freshest of Farm Fresh Butter. Our butter quality is Guaranteed by Paula Deen herself!*


paula deen makes no guarantees on the freshness of her butter
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Hi guys, it seems that Blast Hardcheese is a butt of massive proportions, and it seems like this because he is a butt of massive proportions, so since he dumped the company I'm taking over and expanding into crazy and new territory such as milk beverages and cheese and cream and whip cream and, you know, everything else you can make in a dairy factory, since someone didn't seem to want to do this. :I
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Stay away from my milk :'(
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I won't be selling just plain milk because just plain milk sucks and I hate it.


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