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Control Volume RJ: ControlVolume CO: Control Volume Post Rating: 14 + / - Total Posts: 43 Karma: 122 Joined: Mar 31, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 30, 2012 We here at GO SUCK AN EGG hate you. Yes you, the person reading the screen. I hate you, personally, and I hope every single one of you you fall off a cliff and die.Let me tell you about eggs. Let me tell you about some mother****ing eggs. I had to buy eggs off the B2B once. They were like $3 for a q0 egg or some other ridiculously expensive price. Well guess what? You don't get to sell eggs anymore. I am going to be producing and selling a ridiculous amount of eggs each day, more than the daily demand for them, at the highest quality currently researched and at one cent higher than export prices. You will never make a profit off of eggs, you will never be able to sell eggs, I will personally guarantee that the flow of eggs will not stop until the egg market is destroyed. This is the eggpocalypse, the reggkoning, and a variety of other egg related puns. Furthermore, **** you. |
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David Donlon RJ: Fenious Buttersmith Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 79 Karma: 53 Joined: Apr 10, 2012 |
Posted on May 3, 2012 I guess you found that strategy eggshausting?
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David Archer RJ: BallC CO: BallC Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 142 Karma: 135 Joined: Apr 11, 2012 |
Posted on May 3, 2012 This post is eggcellent.
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Andrew Naples RJ: Clemen Salad CO: Clemen Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 214 Karma: 89 Joined: Apr 26, 2012 |
Posted on May 3, 2012 You seem eggasperated
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David Archer RJ: BallC CO: BallC Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 142 Karma: 135 Joined: Apr 11, 2012 |
Posted on May 3, 2012 aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then he ragequit. lol.
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Sarah Palin RJ: Vampire Sarah Palin Post Rating: -4 + / - Total Posts: 7 Karma: 10 Joined: Apr 22, 2012 |
Posted on May 3, 2012 Ragequitting sounds like failure and ControlVolume never failed at anything or at anyone in his entire career here. Frustrated with Big Government's interference and peoples' tolerance of it, CV took his potential and entreprenuered it somewhere with bigger returns. Looking at this as a warning of his reinvestment, which went unheeded, it's clear the System ragequit on HIM.
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Richard Ripberger RJ: Rip CO: Rip Post Rating: 4 + / - Total Posts: 153 Karma: 78 Joined: Mar 28, 2012 |
Posted on May 3, 2012 A little egg on his face?
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