Mike Haw RJ: Testudo CO: Mike Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 1 Karma: 10 Joined: Apr 4, 2012 |
Posted on May 6, 2012 I seem to be missing two rather pricey items from my warehouse (personal jet, helicopter), I have an aircraft brokerage but its not reporting any sales in the last 24 hours so not sure where they ran off to?? |
Cian Kemp RJ: Cian Kemp CO: Cian Kemp Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 183 Karma: 58 Joined: Apr 9, 2012 |
Posted on May 6, 2012 Sorry, I went on a bit of a joy ride. I'm not a very good pilot, so I crashed the helicopter into the supreme court building. After a tense police chase back to your warehouse in a stolen ferrari I took your personal jet to get away back to my private island. I kind of panicked when the F16s came after me and parachuted out of it, so it's in a few pieces on the bottom of the ocean. The good news is I'm OK and was able to pay some bribes to get the authorities off my tail. You can keep the ferrari, I doubt the owner will recognize it anyway. It's a bit crushed on the passenger side, is missing the driver side door, and has a few bullet holes - but it runs great. Don't mind the blood stains - it isn't mine. That was just the hostage. You have insurance, right? |